For today’s Friday fun, I decided to provide another mad lib based on a weird news story out of California. If you want to know the original story, click here. Otherwise, enjoy.

An Orange County ___________ (noun) was sentenced to a year in jail for ___________ (verb ending in “ing”) hundreds of threatening _____________ (noun) — to _____________ (celebrity). The defendant told police a former _____________ (noun) and ___________ (person in the room) were behind the threats.

The defendant was convicted in May of three felony counts of false imprisonment by fraud or deceit and two misdemeanor counts of making a false police report.

Prosecutors said the defendant started sending the threatening messages after a relationship with _____________ (noun) stopped dating in 2008.

The defendant was also placed on three years probation and ordered to pay about 50,000 ______________ (noun) in restitution.