Rob Paravonian

For Friday’s bit of fun, I’m pulling up a new offering from Rob Paravonian. He’s a stand up comic who writes original comic songs. This one examines the relationship he had with a business woman. I’m sure that he is using a fictional situation. He just doesn’t seem like the type of guy who would even consider a business woman for a relationship.

Friday Mad lib police blotter

Here’s a little Friday fun you can have with a spouse or co-worker before the weekend officially begins.

Two cousins are in __________ (location) awaiting a hearing on charges they were caught with a __________ (noun) full of stolen _______________ (food) Wednesday evening.

The police chief said the men _____________ (past tense verb) because their ______________(car part) appeared to be falling off. That is when an officer noticed the ___________(noun).

Police say in an affidavit they ____________(past tense verb) “a large amount of boxed and packaged ____________(noun)” and ______________ (tool) on the car’s rear seat.

Police said the men planned to _____________ (verb) the stolen ___________ (food) to finance a trip where one of the suspect’s ___________(person) was having ________________ (event).

Police said the men acknowledged stealing the items. Detectives are now trying to ____________(verb) gas stations missing hundreds of dollars worth of ___________(noun).

Friday Fun

Did you ever wonder what many consider to be the best finale to a sitcom? Then check this out. Unfortunately, if you’re not a fan of Bob Newhart or his shows, the effect might be lost. I won’t spoil the surprise if you’ve never heard anyone mention this before.

Mad Lib Friday

I thought I would give you all a break from YouTube Fridays for a few Mad Lib Fridays. Remember, I always take a weird news story and omit certain words, giving you the opportunity to insert your own words and have some fun. If you want to see the original story, click here.

A 19-year-old woman was charged with ____________ (bad habit) after allegedly ____________ (verb ending in “ing) another woman during an ____________noun class, the Seattle Times reported.

The incident occurred Saturday while ________________ (movie) was being shown. Police said she _____________ (past tense verb) into a classroom and started _______________ (verb ending in “ing”) about the video. The victim told her “_____________(rude comment),” according to charging documents.

After ______________ (noun) were exchanged, the woman pulled out a knife with a ____________ (noun) and __________ (verb ending in “ed”) the other woman, police and prosecutors said. She also is accused of threatening to _______ (verb) the other woman’s family, the Times said.

The assailant told police that the other woman _________________ (past tense verb). She was being held on _________ (number) _________ (noun) bail.